Dragons are Cooler

If I had a pony,

you'd never believe,

all the things he would do,

with you and with me!

We'd lick people's doors,

And poop on their floors,

There's really a whole list,

And there's nothing I'd miss!

I'd buy him a horn,

So he can be a unicorn,

I'll train him to fame,

I might even give him a name!

If I had a pony,

Don't you see,

Just how fun this all would be?

Oh hey, there's a dragon!

Whoa, he comes with a wagon!

Now my pony's all alone,

I left him at home,

But dragons are cooler!

My wife wouldn't approve,

But maybe I can fool her.