(A/N: A series of random quotes, epigrams, if you will, to make you think further one step. In no specific order. If you think you know where I got a quote from, tell me what it is. If you've got more, or a quote of your own, send it to me so I can print it. In fact, I'm not so sure I know where I got half of these. I'm available to beta-read stuff now, so feel free to contact me and ask. There may be more random stuff coming up, so stay tuned... and stuff... :D)
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?" -Some little kid.
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." -Elbert Hubbard
"Never underestimate the pain of a person, because in all honesty, everyone is struggling. Some people are better at hiding it than others." -Not a clue.
"Nerds aren't smart people who don't think that it takes work to e popular. They aren't labelled as socially inept because they're awkward, or incapable of socializing. It's because nerds have better things to do than conform and assimilate themselves with the in crowd. It's because they're smart people who realize that becoming popular is just another term for changing who you are to me the demands of other people, and frankly, nerds are smarter than that." -Me. From experience.
"Intelligence is like underwear. It is important to have it, but not really necessary to show it off." -No idea, but hilarious!
"Love, ah love, that magical spark between two people that you hope won't start a fire and burn them both to death." - Great Teacher Onizuka, I think.
"Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that half of everybody is stupider than that."-Zip.
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid and say the opposite."-Nada.
"Idiots only survive in this world because they don't think, they just do things. They either turn out to trust their hidden genius-instincts and work it out, or they use the elements of surprise and slip through something utterly retarded because nobody expected them to say something like that." -James/Lily fanfiction writer.
Generally used as a comeback; or when there is a lack of one: "Just pretend I said something utterly awesome and that you just got burned by my amazing verbal wrath because I'm honestly too tired to catch up with our conversation and think of a proper comeback, okay?" - I made this one up! On the spot too!
"To ere is human, to forgive divine."-Said by my dad, though it's obviously not by him.
"What are you doing, go finish your homework!" -Also said by my dad.
"To commit the perfect crime, you don't have to be intelligent, just in charge of the investigation that follows."
"Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner."
"I have all the answers, it's just that most of them aren't right."
"And for our next exhibit, a fine example of why most species eat their young; my classmates."
"Honestly, (insert name here), everyone has their stupid moments but you abuse the privilege."
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
"He who hesitates is probably smart... or maybe stapled to the floor."
"Those who speak the least often have the most to say."
"Love is blind, deaf, dumb, and stupid. If I ever find that little turd I'm gonna kill cupid once and for all."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."-Lana Turner
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. "-Bill Cosby
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go" - Oscar Wilde
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."-Steve Martin
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."- Jim Carrey
"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." - Will Rogers
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "-Frank Sinatra
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln
"Get your face off of my foot! I think you're squishing it!"-Me.
"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it." - Unknown
"British accent: Justin Biebah; American accent: Justin Biebur; Australian accent: Jastin Beybah.
...You just tried out all of the accents, didn't you?"
"Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years!"
"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it takes only 4 muscles to b-tch-slap that mother-f !#%$ on the head!"
"A wise woman once told me that in life, a man is like a deck of playing cards; a heart to love him, a diamond to marry him, a club to smash his f*$kg brains in, and a spade to bury the b*st$%d."
"Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad."-P.
"On the internet you can be anything you want. It's strange how so many people choose to be stupid."