(A/N: More quotes and funny stuff! Same as last chapter, read, rate, and review! ...I was going to add reply in there, until I realized review and reply are pretty much the same thing. Yeah, not one of my smarter moments. On with the reading! Kudos to this website called Lol So True (without the spaces, it won't work without them, practically all of these are from that site.)
Nerd is not just a four letter word. It's a future six digit salary.
Nothing is really lost until your mom can't find it.
I hate it when it's dark and your brain is suggesting, "You know what we haven't thought about in a while? Demons. "
Having one of those conversations with your friends that you've gone so far into that if someone walks past you, you'd be pretty sure they were thinking you ought to go into a mental hospital.
Laughing so hard, no noise comes out and your left clapping like a retarded seal. (My personal favorite.)
That idiotic moment when I text you a whole paragraph and forty minutes later, you reply saying, "K." Are you asking to be punched?
I don't trip. I do random gravity checks.
I do five sit-ups every day. May not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
If you had never jumped from one couch to another trying to save yourself from the lava, you've never had a childhood.
If people winked as much as they do in text messages, this world would be a creepy place.
I wouldn't have to manage my anger if so many people could learn to manage their stupidity.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say, "Well, that's not going to happen."
Seeing a spider isn't a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep as I have Internet connection.
I don't care if you think you have 'swag'. Just pull up your pants and walk faster.
The divorce rate amongst my socks is astonishing.
Maybe you should eat some make-up so you can be pretty on the inside too.
I love everyone. No, seriously, I do! Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, others I would love to bitch-slap on the face.
Voldemort is like your average teenage girl. He has a diary, a tiara, a favorite ring and necklace, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.
When people get trapped underwater on television, I hold my breath to until they escape to see if I would've survived.
My elementary teachers said that we would need cursive when we grew up. Well, that was such a lie.
I think it has become obvious medicine companies have no idea what fruit tastes like.
I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm.
A friend of mine told me I was delusional. I almost fell off my unicorn!
I never run with scissors. Those last two words were unnecessary.
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
I didn't fall. The floor was lonely so I gave it a hug.
I have to stop saying, "How stupid can you be?" Some people are starting to take it as a challenge.
Contest for the best: Whoever can finish the sentence with the best ending gets their suggestion printed in the next chapter! (Other suggestions will be printed as well.)
"A friend helps you up after you've fallen down. However, your best friend defines the term ROFL, kicks you around a couple of times, you know, just to rub it in, (and then)..."