Miss Messed Up made a mess of things,

A messed up mess of things…

Don't mess with Miss Messed Up

Or she may mess you up instead!

Miss Messed Up made a mess of things,

A messed up mess of things…

It's her daily chore, you see,

Wondering what's ahead!

Miss Messed Up made a mess of things,

A messed up mess of things…

It'll only do her worlds of good

To mess herself up instead!

Miss Messed Up made a mess of things,

She really, really did!

She took a few dozen pills,

And a handgun to her head!