My awesomeness is so much more grander then yours.

'Cause when I awesome even death wont touch me.

Making me IMMORTAL!

My awesomeness Is so much better then yours.

'Cause when I walk flowers bloom at my feet.

And still bloom the next year.

My awesomeness is so much more amazing then yours.

'Cause when I lie even Santa still gives me presents.

And he 'knows' all.

My awesomeness is so much cooler then yours.

'Cause when I walk into the hospital.

The doctors make me give awesome donations.

My awesomeness is so much more awesome then yours.

'Cause when you finish reading this.

All of your awesome comes to ME!