Verse 1

Job well done, little Cupid.

You planted your little love seed

In my stupid heart but not his,

Can it bring anything but bliss?

Cause one-sided love just rocks!

Can you feel the aftershocks?

Chorus

I hope it's written on your newsfeed,

Job well done, little Cupid.

Now direct me to the one who hired you.

Because I need him-slash-her to fire you.

Because if I'd suffer from a heartbreak

Because of your games and your mistake,

Then you too have to suffer for it.

Job well done, little Cupid.

Verse 2

Job well done, little Cupid.

I was the only one who was hit.

And look at me, just so pathetic,

Thinking of him all day all week,

While I never even cross his mind.

Cupid, man, you're just so kind.

Chorus

I hope it's written on your newsfeed,

Job well done, little Cupid.

Now direct me to the one who hired you.

Because I need him-slash-her to fire you.

Because if I'd suffer from a heartbreak

Because of your games and your mistake,

Then you too have to suffer for it.

Job well done, little Cupid.

Bridge

I've gotta blame it on somebody,

I've gonna make it somebody's fault.

I can't hate him, I love him, thanks to you,

And if I pin it on him, my life would just halt.

And like, that would just be so stupid.

So it might as well be you, little Cupid.

Cupid, give me your little arrows,

You should use it to shoot toy sparrows.

Don't you dare aim it at my heart ever, ever, EVER again.

Now make me stop believing in love, stop this pain.

Chorus

And I hope it's written on your news feed,

Job well done, little Cupid.

Now direct me to the one who hired you.

Because I need him-slash-her to fire you.

Because if I'd suffer from a heartbreak

Because of your games and your mistake,

Then you too have to suffer for it.

Job well done, little Cupid.