Verse 1

There you were brainwashing me,

Trying to make me believe I was in love,

And telling me I needed to fight.

There you were brainwashing me,

Trying to make me think you're a good guy,

But I knew something wasn't right.

Chorus

And in an alternate reality

There would have been an evil me

That would have done some horrible things-

Don't know what, but I can imagine,

But luckily I had the brains to say no,

So sorry I ruined your little game show.

Verse 2

There you were being so mysterious,

Asking questions but never giving answers.

Did you think I was that stupid?

There you were being so mysterious.

Ordering me without telling me your motive.

Oh I hope you choke on the air you breathe.

Chorus

And in an alternate reality

There would have been an evil me

That would have done some horrible things-

Don't know what, but I can imagine,

But luckily I had the brains to say no,

So sorry I ruined your little game show.

Bridge

The one thing I know is you are dangerous,

And if I didn't run, if I danced to the tunes you sang,

I bet I would have been over by now.

Thank God I listened to the warning bells that had rang.

Chorus

And in an alternate reality

There would have been an evil me

That would have done some horrible things-

Don't know what, but I can imagine,

But luckily I had the brains to say no,

So sorry I ruined your little game show.