12 Days of Christmas in NYS

On the first day of Christmas New York State gave to me…A traffic jam and a scrawny Christmas tree.

On the second day of Christmas New York State gave to me…Two feet of snow, a traffic jam and a scrawny Christmas tree.

On the third day of Christmas New York State gave to me…Three flashing red lights, two feet of snow and scrawny Christmas tree.

On the forth day of Christmas New York state gave to me…Four closed roads, three flashing red lights, two feet of snow and scrawny Christmas tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas New York Sate gave to me…Five months of bills, four closed roads, three flashing red lights, two feet of snow and a scrawny Christmas tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas New York State gave to me…Six traffic tickets, five months of bills, four closed roads, three flashing red lights, two feet of snow and a scrawny Christmas tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas New York State gave to me…Seven construction zones, six traffic tickets, five months of bills, four closed roads, three flashing red lights, two feet of snow and a scrawny Christmas tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas New York State gave to me…Eight state troopers trooping, seven construction zones, six traffic tickets, five months of bills, four closed roads, three flashing red lights, two feet of snow and a scrawny Christmas tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas New York State gave to me…Nine fireman hopping, eight state troopers trooping, seven construction zones, six traffic tickets, five months of bills, four closed roads, three flashing red lights, two feet of snow and a scrawny Christmas tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas New York State gave to me…Ten lineman climbing, nine fireman hopping, eight troopers trooping, seven construction zones, six traffic tickets, five months of bills, four closed roads, three flashing red lights, two feet of snow and a scrawny Christmas tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas New York State gave to me…Eleven ice storms storming, ten lineman climbing, nine fireman hopping, eight troopers trooping, seven construction zones, six traffic tickets, five months of bills, four closed roads, three flashing red lights, two feet of snow and a scrawny Christmas tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas New York state gave to me…Twelve tax collectors, eleven ice storms, ten lineman climbing, nine fireman hopping, eight troopers trooping, seven construction zones, six traffic tickets, five months of bills, four closed roads, three flashing red lights, two feet of snow and a scrawny Christmas tree.