Your eyes are not deceiving you. This...is...
Is like trying to open one of those stupid mayonnaise tubes in the school lunchroom.
You can never figure it out
But that hamburger would be a whole lot better ...!
Just like life, really
If you ignore my idiosyncrasy
Of comparing life to a condiment
Sometimes, you just gotta tap a friend on the shoulder and say: "Get this for me, will ya?"
But that's okay!
Just like life, some cases you need help
Every person has that one mayonnaise tube in their lives
That make you throw life down on the table, give up, and eat tasteless meat
And the more mayonnaise tubes you conquer, the less aggravating they will be.
Now, you may not take this seriously
After all, it's a poem about mayonnaise. Why. Would you click on a poem titled Mayonnaise?
...I wouldn't either
But if there's one thing I know,
It's that mayonnaise tubes are hard to open