Chord progression for song is: E-G-E-G / E-G-E-G / E-G-E-G / E-G-E-A

I got shot in the eye
and I think I gone deaf
what I really need is a carnival ride

Rubber band ticket master let me in
I need some peaches
help me
help me
Rubber band ticket master let me in
I need some peaches
help me
help me

I got Beatles crawling all up my arms
playing rock n roll songs I really don't like
what I really need is to buy that farm

Rubber band ticket master let me in
I need some peaches
help me
help me
Rubber band ticket master let me in
I need some peaches
help me
help me

Dirt bikes, dirt bikes everywhere
and I'm falling off all of 'em
Dirt bikes, dirt bikes everywhere
and I'm falling off all of 'em
Dirt bikes, dirt bikes are everywhere
and I'm falling off all of 'em…'em …'em …'em …'em (final 'vum' syllable echos)

Rubber band ticket master let me in
I need some peaches
help me
help me
Rubber band ticket master let me in
I need some peaches
help me
help me

(repeat and fade out)