Chloroform smells quite nice
Don't you agree?
Why don't you come
Smell it with me
We'll have a great time
As you lay helplessly
But it's when it wears off
That our game begins
A game that you sadly won't win
You panic to see those leather straps
Restricting your limbs
A quite appealing fashion sense
If I do say so myself
I carry out the first incision
Across your bare chest
Hold still, you little fucker
You're making this a mess
Great, now you've splattered the blood on the wall
I could make a tarp out of your skin to cover it all
You don't seem to enjoy this set I've laid out
This one's a wuss, the way he screams and shouts
Come now, you can take this as a man!
...I guess you simply don't understand
Your eyes, I've admired from my fence's crease
Would look delightful as my table's centepiece
I'll yank out your entrails
What a lovely scarf!
The sight of your strewn insides is making you barf
Oof, what a jest
You men are all alike
I treat you to a game, and you rudely fight?
Don't sleep just yet!
Don't bleed away!
...Pooey. Today is just a disppointing day
Ooh, look, another, walking by my house!
...Oh, yeah. Silly me. I gouged your eyeballs out