Perfect Couples

Mister and Misses sit in silence as they sip their beverages at an outdoor cafe. Mister begins watching the other couples who are not what they appear. King and Queen Elder wear non-matching wedding bands. Lord and Lady Tech ignore each other for their phones. Count and Countess Briefcase argue, while Sir and Dame Hair ogle other people. Mister gives a horrified gasp as he realizes that Sir Hair has been ogling Misses, and Misses has been ogling back.

By: Jocelynn Purtee