You can see it at the razzies by bigkidatheartatheart

plot: Spoof of the family guy song " you can see it on tv ', Written before the so called winners of the 2011 golden raspberry awards were announced last year . BK refers to yours truly and WC is my fan fiction. net alter ego wildcroconaw. There are a few extra lines in italics that are not part of the original song. XxX is a break between each verse. Please read and review. thanks


BK: you know, WC we are luckily to have seen this particular year of films

WC: really? It seems like most of it was trash And completely sh- . Oh -( Naomi, Louise, mollie, James, Marvin , Chrissy , Roma hit her head with hardcover books) OWWIE! What was that for!

Naomi, Louise, mollie, James, Marvin , Chrissy, Ingrid , Roma: everything! What do you mean by that?

WC ( rubbing her head): err nothing. only a select group of movies makes it to a glorious ceremony

Naomi, Colin, marvin, mollie, Roma : the oscars? Yahoo!

WC & BK: uhhh rrrright. Here are some examples...


BK [ singing]: you've monster hits like the second to final twilight movie

Chrissy, mollie, Nicky, elizabeth Ingrid , Naomi , Roma, Elizabeth: yes Oh eddy. marry and then change me

WC: with a labor scene sure to put you off doing 'it' for eternity

Twihards: HEY!


BK and WC: Its an easy situation. An honest declaration If its crappy you'll find it at the razzies


BK: bridesmaids, crazy stupid love, paul and the muppets gave us our comedic fill

WC: while green hornet, the smurfs, Arthur, and many more made us sick of swill

BK: did you hear the rumors about a sequel to that absolutly horrid 'Jack and Jill'

WC: just that thought of that makes me want to be violently ill


BK and WC: You can try to deny it

Roma: no I'm not

BK and WC: We ain't gonna buy it. If its crappy you can find it at the razzies


WC: if you crave a new Theater thrill. They're always debuting some new movie swill

BK: Like New Year's Eve


BK: adam sandler was once hollywood's rising comedic star. But today tsk ,tsk his career has really dropped far

WC: with box office crud like just go with it , zookeer and bucky larson: born to be a star


WC and BK: Oh, there isn't nothing to it. You buy a ticket an' view it. If its crappy you can find it at the razzies (Music fades into background)


WC [talking]:, I think I'm gettin' the idea, BK.

Chrissy, Roma, Marvin, Naomi, Louise. Micheal, Elizabeth : oh really? Then stop the bashing ( punch WC in the nose )

WC ( holding her broken nose): owwww! What was dab for

BK:,its just comedy ! how 'bout this!


(Music kicks in again) WC: now warner brothers continued to stay alive. with hits like the last potter film and the artist continuing to thrive

BK: but films like green lantern, new years eve, happy feet two, j. edgar and something borrowed caused stars' careers to take a huge nosedive


WC and BK: we ain't gonna bull ya

WC: much

WC& BK: We just wanna tell ya If it's crappy you can find it at the razzies


WC : This summer lionsgate had trouble staying in the race

So they brought back final destination a fifth time to save some face

BK: didnt james franco take all the main characters' place?


BK & WC: oh you may loathe it

Roma, Mollie, Elizabeth, Naomi, Colin: We ain't gonna listen to you bash it

BK and WC: if it's crappy you can find it at the razzies


James: like the sopranos transformers: dark of the moon I'd highly recommend

BK: but with the long plot,off screen drama and future reboot

WC: you don't know WHEN it will actually - (Music cuts out, spoof screen goes dark . Music kicks back in, spoof returns)


WC: to complete So to sum up the philosophy on which we all agree ( Marvin mollie Roma Chrissy Nicky Colin Louise and Naomi punch her in the gut and hit her over the head with heavy books) Owwwwwwww!

BK: . All the bad movies in theater is vital yes siree

WC: ( gulps nervously) cause sometimes you need to escape reality with bad movies:


WC & BK: so up with the curtain . It's 100% certain. If its crappy you can mostly likely find it at the razzies