The Army Men: The Land of the Dinosaurs
At Army Men Base…
Joe, Dan, and Stan walk into Dr. Zinger's laboratory.
Joe: Hello, Dr. Zinger. The general told us to assist you. He says you're working on a time machine.
Dr. Zinger: That's correct.
Dan: Ooh! There it is over there! Let's run over to it despite the pointlessness of it!
Dr. Zinger: No, wait!
Joe, Dan, and Stan run toward the time machine and get transported to the Prehistoric Era.
Stan: Where are we?
Joe: I don't know, but we might want to get out of the way!
A T-Rex walks by.
Dan: I think we probably shouldn't have right toward the machine.
Joe: You're the one who suggested it in the first place!
Dan: We all know I'm an idiot.
Joe: We're all idiots! That's why we listened to you!
Joe, Dan, and Stan run towards the forest. A pterodactyl comes toward them.
Dan: OK, 2 things: 1. Why is it pronounced terodactyl when it has a p in front of it? 2. Run!
Joe, Dan, and Stan run toward the lake.
Joe: Jump into the lake!
Stan: No. Let's jump into that giant anthill with red fluid coming out of it!
The volcano erupts.
Joe: Stan, you're such an idiot.
Joe and Stan run off, but they lose Dan.
Joe: Where's Dan?!
Dan returns with a bag of popcorn.
Dan: You should really try this amusement park's food stand.
Joe: Amusement park?!
Just then, Dr. Zinger appears.
Dr. Zinger: That's right. That wasn't the time machine! That was my transporter to the Prehistoric Amusement Park.
Joe: Well then what about all the dinosaurs?
Dr. Zinger: Animatronics. They're all fakes.
Stan: Oh, so the volcano was fake too?
Dr. Zinger: What volcano?
The lava creeps in.
Joe, Dan, Stan, and Dr. Zinger run off.