A Collection of Minecraft Addiction Stories
scdudes One time in class, I logged into Minecraft and wearily mined a few blocks while keeping my eye on the teacher. When she left the room, I thought to myself, "Just go crazy until you hear her come back in." I went on a mining rampage. 12 diamond, 64 redstone, 17 gold, and 42 iron. I had probably been playing for half an hour or so when I took a break and stretched back. To my utter surprise, there stood my teacher, arms folded, scowl and all. I have no idea how long she had been standing there. I never heard the door open.
Chickenman2187 I jumped off a 23-meter building knowing that I'd survive the impact with half of a heart left. I blacked out on impact. After 4 months in the hospital, I still can't figure out why my full hunger bar didn't help heal me.
Missfitt5555 I downloaded Minecraft to school and my teacher caught me. I told her that it was a new math game. Four days later she introduced it to the class...
Anonymous When i pray, i start with "Dear notch, please add..."
AgentMuu After spending years teaching myself the language I finally went on an eye-opening, life-changing trip to Russia, met friends I hadn't seen in years, had adventures I couldn't have dreamt of, and expanded my worldview considerably. The entire time I was there, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to play Minecraft. What the f**k is wrong with me?