What's Love got to do With It

What's Love got to do With It?

My printer doesn't like me
It really hurts my feelings
When it won't print my homework
Why won't my printer respect me
Like I respect my printer?
If relationships are supposed to be give and take
Why does my printer take and take and take
I know this relationship
Isn't good for me
My friends tell me
But I can't leave
Control
My printer
Can't...