Salad bowls have a mixture of vegetables and stuff.
My life has a mixture of vegetables and stuff.
What? I know a vegetable or two.
Carrots and corn.
Peas and broccoli.
I like corn, and potatoes, and the occasional cooked carrot.
Those are the people in my life I enjoy.
The things I want in my salad bowl.
I don't need peas. Or broccoli. Or cauliflower. I don't want them in my salad bowl.
I don't want those people in my life.
Lettuce is a staple of a salad bowl.
And of tacos.
I love tacos, too.
Life can be like a taco.
But it's more similar to a salad bowl.
With a bigger mix of things.
And actually, you could make it a not so salad salad bowl and put the ground beef from the taco in the salad bowl.
Then it'd taste like a taco.
And I love tacos.
Problem is, I don't like salad bowls.
Not to say I don't like life,
but I just don't like salad bowls.
Especially based on the ingredients.
Like how I dislike life in some ways because of the people in my salad bowl.