Cat Parade

Oh I am a Cat a royal at that

I sit high and tall above them all

Oh unlike the mouser cats who chase their prey around all day long

Or those house cats that play away the day

Nor am I a cat who wanders the streets like the ally cats do

No I am a Royal Cat that sits on feathered pillows

And rule over them all

"Oh mighty cat, mighty cat the brave and strong!"

"He defeats a thousand mouse army strong!"

"The nip they nibble until all our food is gone!"

"All have tried and all have failed!"

"Plagued and tortured all the time who will save us?!"

"Mighty cat saved us all he went and gave a mighty yowl!"

"He defeated a thousand army strong!"