Oh I am a Cat a royal at that
I sit high and tall above them all
Oh unlike the mouser cats who chase their prey around all day long
Or those house cats that play away the day
Nor am I a cat who wanders the streets like the ally cats do
No I am a Royal Cat that sits on feathered pillows
And rule over them all
"Oh mighty cat, mighty cat the brave and strong!"
"He defeats a thousand mouse army strong!"
"The nip they nibble until all our food is gone!"
"All have tried and all have failed!"
"Plagued and tortured all the time who will save us?!"
"Mighty cat saved us all he went and gave a mighty yowl!"
"He defeated a thousand army strong!"