The top of the screen reads thusly:

My email open to a conversation

FanFiction's reviews of adoration

A story that is nearing completion

A roleplay that needs my attention

The SAT question of the day

Pinterest I said I'd abandon, but hey-

Coming up is my brother's eleventh birthday

I need a wand straight away

Lizzie Bennet Diaries! I need it! There's YouTube

Streaming all kinds of music for interludes

Trying to watch Legend of Korra (I'm a noob)

It won't load so I'm ignoring you

And finally, in a separate window

For a purpose that we all know

Is my online math book, through Classzone

It's definitely, purely, for show.

These are the exact tabs I have open right now. I'm not even kidding, it's that ridiculous.