The Unspoken Rules of Our Relationship

-Neither Jon nor Alex is allowed to check out another person (except actors/actresses) while in each other's company.

-If either party breaks the previously mentioned offense: Jon has to buy Alex a teddy bear and the most expensive chocolates he can find; Alex has to let Jon go to the strip club and spend all their rent money for the month with Tony.

-When living arrangements are established, the toilet seat must ALWAYS BE DOWN.

-Alex must never be left alone on the Internet with a credit card.

-Seriously, NEVER leave Alex alone on the Internet with a credit card.

-The following dates must always be celebrated or there will be hell to pay: New Year's Eve, New Year's Day, Valentine's Day, May 15th, July 7th, September 20th, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas Eve, and Christmas. Oh, and Lincoln's Birthday because he was a damn good president and a badass gay vampire hunter.

-Jon has to learn to talk; Alex has to learn to shut up.

-When the time for babies comes, the first child's middle name has to be Metallica.

-When both Jon and Alex get old, they have to remember that it wasn't the looks, but the soul they fell in love with. They also need to get some Botox. Lots and lots of Botox.

-And finally, Jon has to remember that even when arguments happen, Alex still loves him. Anger passes, but love doesn't.

I love you.