A WaterLover13 production!

*Curtains pull back to reveal a calico cat named Coral*

Coral: *Pacing* Toms (male cats) are... are... DIM WITS! How dare they say a she-cat can't take over the world! Well I'll show them! I'll show them all! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

*Music starts playing*

Coral: *singing in french* Toms
Sont les idiots Leur stupidit me rend cryyyyyyy.
Comme une rivi re ou quelque chose.
Il est regrettable, il est vraiment.
Parfois je souhaite qu'un chien les mange juste aliiiiive!

*Toms comes out on stage and shoots Coral with tranquilizer darts*

Toms: *Start sing YMCA in italian* E' divertente stare al Y. M. C. A.
E' divertente stare al Y. M. C. A.
Hanno tutto per giovani.
Si pu appendere fuori con tutti i ragazzi.

Coral: *Awake* DIE TOMS!

*Toms run from a ticked off Coral*

Random she-cat: *Slurps milk* I wonder if she knows we have flame-throwers?

Coral: *Heard what she-cat said and pulls out a flame-thrower from backstage* I HAVE ZE UPPERHAND! HAHAHAHHAHA!

Toms: Oh s***...

Coral: Fetch me ze tanks and a tiara!

*Curtains close*

Translation: Toms... Are idiots... Their stupidity makes me cryyyyyyy. Like a river or something. It's sad, it really is. Sometimes I wish a dog would just eat them aliiiiive!

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. They have everything For young men to enjoy.