Ignore the fear within my eye,

No, I have nothing here to hide,

Of course I wouldn't dare self harm!

Stay blind to obvious rising alarm.

Just playing with a blade at night,

The shock of it gave me a fright,

They look serious I know,

I treated them quickly though,

Urgh, my cat scratched me again,

So don't worry, don't fret, don't panic, friend.

It's a normal thing, like every day!

It's just the violent way he likes to play!

Just a slip, when washing up,

You know me, it's just my luck!

Nearly took my finger off!

Just because my skins so soft!

Ignore the fear within my eye,

No, I have nothing here to hide,

Of course I wouldn't dare self harm!

"How'd you get those on your arm?"


The most common and typical excuse for self harm