Scene: Detective Jones appears at the scene of the crime with his partner Detective LOLOLOLOL (Or just LOL for short) Stupide. There they meet the owner of the remote and a suspect o.O
Detective Jones: *Looks at where the remote used to be* Hmmm... Very puzzling.
Detective Stupide: *Looks in mirror* OMG! I need a haircut! I've got split ends!
Mrs. Sarah Parkz (owner of the remote): I swear I left it on the counter after leaving to go to Wal-y. (Wal-mart)
Detective Jones: *Looks closer* Hmmmm... Still puzzling.
Ella, DJ Parkz and Mr. Ronald Parkz (housekeeper, Son and Husband): *Enter the room*
DJ: Oh, Mummy! Did you find it yet?
Mrs. Parkz: *Starts sobbing* No... *Sniffle*... Not yet... *Sobs*
Detective Stupide: *Looks at Mrs. Parkz* Is she peeing through her eyes?
*Mr. Ronalds pats his wife on the back*
Detective Jones: A-HA!
Detective Jones: I figured out what happened to the remote!
*Sharp inhale from everyone*
Detective Jones: *Dramatically points at counter* It was murdered!
*Gasp and a sob from Mrs. Parkz*
Mrs. Parkz: No! You're wrong! Who would do such a thing?! *Runs off stage*
Ella: *Suspiciously starts dusting of furniture* And do you know who killed the remote?
Detective Stupide: *Not being stupid for once* No ma'am... This calls for a professional!
*Cue Ultra Hawt Detective Obvious walking on stage*
Detective Obvious: Did someone call for a professional?! *Flexs muscles*
Detective Stupide: *Faints*
Ella: *Glares* *Picks nose while still glaring* *Sits down and takes a nap. While still glaring*
Detective Obvious: *Checks for finger prints* No sign that someone killed it. There's no batteries anywhere.
*After 10 minutes of staring at the spot where the remote had been, Detective Jones snaps his fingers*
Detective Jones: I know who did it!
*Everyone gathers in living room*
Detective Jones: *Points at Mr. Parkz* It was you!
*Dramatic DON DON DO-O-O-O-N*
To be continued...