A Mustache Poem

By: Andrea (You don't need to know my last name:p)

Oh if I had a Mustache what would I do?

If I had a Mustache I might just have a clue,

From the testosterone in my veins to the puke on your shoe,

I'd be creeped out,

And You would be too.

So Maybe it's not right for me to have a mustache,

Or a piece of land,

Or even a stack of cash ,

But be careful what you wish for because it might just have backlash.


AN :Honestly this came about at a b-ball game when my friend Kayla and I decided to fire mustache jokes back and forth at each other. Anyway, I just wanted to brighten someone's day with my goofiness. :P