AN: I wrote this for my advanced theatre arts class. The names all have been changed however. The assignment was to each create a unique character. Mine was the girl named Meagan. She is basically a stupid princess with a dragon, only she is a child, so she is not considered stupid, just innocent. The one named Petra is sort of like a minion to an evil villain, and equally as stupid as Meagan, but not a child. Jeff is a samurai warrior, looking to help people, but he doesn't really care about people, and is very lazy. Angel is playing the part of Spiderwoman. Angel is a boy, so that is basically the humor behind the character. He uses a very high pitched voice, and swings his hips alot. Amelia is a girl with out friends, and is a book worm and very creepy. Petra is her minion. Tori is a young adult that had been kidnapped by Amelia a long time ago, and has been imprisoned for a very long time. Nicole is based of of a very innocent young Canadian obsessed cat.

That is basically it, If you would like to use this piece, than just PM me. This is my own creation, and I do not really want people copying this without my knowing.

"The Best Scene Ever!"


Meagan- (sits quietly crying)

Petra- Whatch' doin'?

Meagan- my dragon is sick. (points behind her sadly)

Petra- My boots are sick!

Meagan- (looks up) Whaaaaat! Can they get better?

Petra- Only if you come with me!

Meagan- Well, as long as they get better!

(Both get up and leave)


Scene change

Jeff is wandering around in the woods


Jeff- I wonder if there is any one to save.

Angel- (runs up to Jeff) Have no fear! Spiderwoman is here!

Jeff- Uhhh, I wasn't afraid.

Angel- Well of course not honey, I am here!

Jeff- Whatever.

(Both walk off)


Scene change

In a cave, Tori and Nicole are in a cage with Amelia sitting near by


Petra- (offstage) Come on, walk! Hurry up! Uggg why won't you get up!

Amelia-(calls to Petra) Did you bring me back a friend?

Tori- I thought I was your friend!

Amelia- NO! YOU ARE WORTHLESS! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO CASSANDRA CLARE IS!

NICOLE- I KNOW WHAT CANADA IS!

Amelia- That doesn't matter!

(Petra comes in dragging Meagan)

Petra- You need to walk!

Meagan- But I'm tired!

Petra- Oh come on! We've been through this before! (stops dragging her)

Meagan- I'm hungry

Petra- (glares, and points at Amelia)

Meagan- (goes over to Amelia) My dragon is sick!

Petra- What dragon?

Meagan- (turns to look at her) MY dragon!

Amelia- (looks around Meagan to Petra) Is this my new friend?

Petra-(smiles proudly) Yes Master!

Amelia- (creepily) Good!


Scene change

Back in the woods


Angel- My spidy senses are tingling!

Jeff- What?

Angel- We need to go that way!(points)

Jeff- Alright

(Walk the way Angel pointed)


Scene Change

In the cave


Meagan- Let me out of this cage!

Amelia-Never! (Petra and Amelia walk off)

Tori- Don't you think we tried that already.

Meagan- Did you?

Tori- (face palms, sighs) Maple, Crawl through this hole, and find help! But if you cant find help, go back home and get me some of my cloths.

Nicole- I'm not a dog! I do not fetch things!

Tori- Sooooooooooo…

Nicole- FINE! But I'm going to Canada after that!

Tori- Fine!

Nicole- (crawls out of cage)

Tori- Sooo, what is it like out side?


Scene Change

In the woods


Nicole- HELP! HELP!

Jeff- Okay, what can I do?

Nicole- Come with me!

(All fallow)


Scene change

Back in the cave, Meagan and Tori are in the cage; Amelia and Petra are standing off to the side.


Angel- (runs in) HAVE NO FEAR, SPIDER WOMAN IS HERE!

Tori- Okay, I wont fear.

Nicole- You're a woman?

Angel- Yes I am!

Jeff- What am I doing here?

Meagan- Rescuing us!

Jeff- Ehhhh, I don't feel like it.

Meagan- But, But bu-

Tori- (interrupts her) She's a Princess! If you rescue her, that you can get paid!

Jeff- Really? I like money! How much would I get?

Nicole-(nodding, and very serious) A lot of maple leaves!

Jeff- Uhhhhhh

Angel- Lets go! (Breaks cage, Tori, Meagan, Jeff, Angel, and Nicole leave.)

Amelia-(sinking to her knees) I'm all-alone now! I have no friends! All I wanted was a friend!

Petra- You have me!

Amelia- YOU ARE USLESS! YOU DON'T KNOW WHO CASSANDRA CLARE IS!

THE END!