Heaven has always sounded hilarious to me,
Regardless of whose heaven it is,
Seventy-two virgins or halos and harps,
It's all the same, boring up there.
A state of being? I don't get that.
If it were my choice, I'd just be dead.
Or in hell, which seems like much more fun.
I don't care if I'm being tortured,
Just so long as it's interesting.
Reincarnation sounds mildly exciting,
Meet new people, but forget them all.
Sounds a bit too much like life to me though.
Emptyness- An eternity of dreamless sleep.
That's much more my cup of tea.

Guess I'll have to wait to find out.
Or just get the noose.