Pre-chorus

Spin a bottle,

Toss a coin,

Roll a dice.

Do anything,

Someone please

Break this ice.

Stupid jealousy,

No more now,

Let's play nice.

Spin a bottle,

Toss a coin,

I won't ask twice.

Chorus

Let's settle this today,

Let's figure out a way,

To decide who's the thief,

Who stole him from whom,

And who deserves doom,

Or punishment, or whatever,

Let's do ourselves a favor,

Spin a bottle, toss a coin,

Or just kick him in the groin

And ask him who's the thief.

Verse 1

And then once the drama ends,

You and I can we can be friends.

Let's be a rare example,

Show the world a guy is not worth fighting over.

Let's write a new fairy-tale,

Act mature, like ladies, and respectful, and sober.

Pre-chorus

So spin a bottle,

Toss a coin,

Roll a dice.

Do anything,

Someone please

Break this ice.

Stupid jealousy,

No more now,

Let's play nice.

Spin a bottle,

Toss a coin,

I won't ask twice.

Chorus

Let's settle this today,

Let's figure out a way,

To decide who's the thief,

Who stole him from whom,

And who deserves doom,

Or punishment, or whatever,

Let's do ourselves a favor,

Spin a bottle, toss a coin,

Or just kick him in the groin

And ask him who's the thief.

Verse 2

If it's you, or me, beep-beep-beep,

There, it's done, didn't hurt deep.

Breathe in, and spit,

And now we've got rid of the beautiful liar finally.

Wanna hit the streets?

Let's talk and laugh and shop and gossip, you and me.

Pre-chorus

But first spin a bottle,

Toss a coin,

Roll a dice.

Do anything,

Someone please

Break this ice.

Stupid jealousy,

No more now,

Let's play nice.

Spin a bottle,

Toss a coin,

I won't ask twice.

Chorus

Let's settle this today,

Let's figure out a way,

To decide who's the thief,

Who stole him from whom,

And who deserves doom,

Or punishment, or whatever,

Let's do ourselves a favor,

Spin a bottle, toss a coin,

Or just kick him in the groin

And ask him who's the thief.

Bridge

Hey, who's the thief?

Yeah, you came into the picture first.

Actually, you guys were over before I went out with him.

Did I not give you enough room to reconcile?

Then that makes me the thief.

But you still have his heart in your palm.

He's always been in love with you, even when I held his hand

And watched him give me that fond smile.

So that makes you the thief.

Oh this isn't going anywhere, good grief!

Pre-chorus

So spin a bottle,

Toss a coin,

Roll a dice.

Do anything,

Someone please

Break this ice.

Stupid jealousy,

No more now,

Let's play nice.

Spin a bottle,

Toss a coin,

I won't ask twice.

Chorus

Let's settle this today,

Let's figure out a way,

To decide who's the thief,

Who stole him from whom,

And who deserves doom,

Or punishment, or whatever,

Let's do ourselves a favor,

Spin a bottle, toss a coin,

Or just kick him in the groin

And ask him who's the thief.

Outro

He's the thief,

He's the thief,

He stole our hearts

And decided they're his to keep,

He's the thief,

He's the thief…

He's the thief.

Now let's not sit here and weep.