There once was a girl from Nore,
Who quite enjoyed reading lore,
For it had been one day,
A little blue jay,
Came calling from atop her door.
There once was a boy named Jay,
Who craved to eat nothing but hay,
But he had nothing but kelp,
Which made him yelp,
And cry all around the bay.
There once was a man with no cares
About whether or not he had chairs,
Until that one night
When he woke with a fright,
And fell right onto his pears.