Silly Limericks

There once was a girl from Nore,

Who quite enjoyed reading lore,

For it had been one day,

A little blue jay,

Came calling from atop her door.


There once was a boy named Jay,

Who craved to eat nothing but hay,

But he had nothing but kelp,

Which made him yelp,

And cry all around the bay.


There once was a man with no cares

About whether or not he had chairs,

Until that one night

When he woke with a fright,

And fell right onto his pears.