Have you ever looked around a pet shop
and notice a fat, fluffy, gray squirrel?
Glaring at you menacingly through the glass?
The sign says "Chinchilla" along with basic care information
You wonder, if only for a moment, 'Can I have one?'
But then you shake your head at these irritated looking rodents
And think on the side
as you leave and pass the near-by boutique that uses animal skins
'Well, that fur looks wonderful on you Miss Chinchilla'