Have you ever looked around a pet shop

and notice a fat, fluffy, gray squirrel?

Glaring at you menacingly through the glass?

The sign says "Chinchilla" along with basic care information

You wonder, if only for a moment, 'Can I have one?'

But then you shake your head at these irritated looking rodents

And think on the side

as you leave and pass the near-by boutique that uses animal skins

'Well, that fur looks wonderful on you Miss Chinchilla'