Defense

A man accused of sexual harassment,
protested: "That was not my intent!

Yes, I had eager eyes
for her shapely thighs.

And my fingers did itch
to make her full bosom twitch.

Nor would I skip
her tasty lip.

Oh, I could happily ride,
if she would let me inside.

But I swear by all that is holy,
herassment nothing to me."