Bridge

And sometimes when your memories keep me up at nights,

You know I fantasize about being a crazy ex-girlfriend, right?

Verse 1

Now I'm not stalking you, don't get me wrong.

I didn't notice you, I haven't been here for long.

What a coincidence running into you, what a pleasant surprise!

Good thing I just happened to have a mix tape of your favorite band with me,

Lucky me, what a great way to break the ice!

Chorus

No, don't freak out.

Oh, don't you shout!

No, you're the crazy one,

To tell me that we're done.

What do you mean you've had enough?

Restraining orders can't stop love.

You can't bring my little affectionate gestures to an end.

No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a crazy ex-girlfriend.

Verse 2

Now I didn't mean to leave you that voicemail.

I can blame that completely on too many cocktails.

And I meant when I said I loved you, but not that I want you dead,

I promise I didn't plant a single bug in your house, you can sweep it all you want,

There isn't a single explosive under your bed.

Chorus

No, don't freak out.

Oh, don't you shout!

No, you're the crazy one,

To tell me that we're done.

What do you mean you've had enough?

Restraining orders can't stop love.

You can't bring my little affectionate gestures to an end.

No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a crazy ex-girlfriend.

Bridge

But sometimes when your memories keep me up at nights,

You know I fantasize about being a crazy ex-girlfriend, right?

Chorus

No, don't freak out.

Oh, don't you shout!

No, you're the crazy one,

To tell me that we're done.

What do you mean you've had enough?

Restraining orders can't stop love.

You can't bring my little affectionate gestures to an end.

No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a crazy ex-girlfriend.