Do you ever get that feeling thesame old 'roses are red' poem just isn't working on your lovey-dovey? Well, here's some that you should ALWAYS use to get that special someone to love you even MORE! Feel free to take one or two or all of them, and never use my name when giving it out to the world!


Roses are red,

The violets are blue,

But you can't see that in my shadow, now can you?


Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

This poem is way over told, but I love you.


Roses are red,

The violets are blue,

Those monsters are gonna get you—

You know that?


Roses are red,

But violets aren't blue.

Why do we say this when it simply isn't true?


Roses now come in red,

Yellow, pink and blue,

But the chemicals smell weird.


Violets are blue,

And roses are red,

This poem makes absolutely no sense whatsoever—but it's all for you!


Roses are red,

Violets are violet,

The tulips are kept in my shed,

Daffodils aren't green, it'll defile it!

If you're gonna write a poem including flower colors,

You might as well do it right!


Roses are red,

The violets are never blue!

But what the hey, everything that's fiction doesn't need to make sense!


Roses are red,

The violets are too,

What can I say? Blood splatters.

I loved you!