UNORTHODOX
EPISODE 2: THE ORTHODOX INVADE THE HUMOR HUT
SHMUEL BREBAN

FADE IN:

EXT. THE HUMOR HUT - NIGHT

INT. GREEN ROOM

JOE PANTALANO and DAVID "THE VOICE" STEIN hang out, while STEVIE JETT prepares to exit. Stevie is six feet away from SHMUEL GOLDBERG, when he enters the room.

stevie

I'll see you guys later... oh, hey Jewzy!

Shmuel and Stevie are about to cross paths. Stevie stretches out, as if to hug Shmuel.

shmuel

(backing away a bit)

I'm not allowed to do that.

STEVIE

Um, what?

SHMUEL

Orthodox Jews generally aren't permitted to have any potentially affectionate touching with the opposite gender.

STEVIE

Oh... um, does that mean that you can't-

joe

Does that mean that he hangs out with (F'n) Elton John and George Michael? (F) yeah!

SHMUEL

No, I'm definitely not-

JOE

(singing)

I will be your father figure. Put your (F'n) hand in mine.

David and Stevie giggle. Shmuel indicates annoyance.

SHMUEL

Ha ha, Joe. Very funny.

joe (CONT'd)

I will be your preacher teacher. Anything you (F'n) have in mind.

David and Stevie laugh.

SHMUEL

(upset)

Okay, everyone. You've had your fun.

joe, david, stevie

(singing)

I will be your father figure. I have had enough of crime.

SHMUEL

Seriously, guys…

JOE, DAVID, STEVIE

I will be the one who loves you...

Shmuel just gives up and accepts the mocking.

SHMUEL

Okay, big finish...

JOE, DAVID, STEVIE

(singing)

Until the end of time.

Shmuel just shakes his head.

SCENE 2

EXT. SHMUEL'S HOUSE - DAY

INT. SABBATH TABLE - DAY

Shmuel, MOM, REBECCA, ESTHER, and the visiting couple, SHLOMO SILVERSTEIN (28 yo, suit-clad Orthodox Jew) and DEVORAH COHEN (24 yo, conservatively dressed Orthodox Jewess), eat lunch.

mom

(tenderly, to Shlomo)

So, mazal tov on the engagement. It's so lovely… I just wish my Shmuel could be more like you.

SHMUEL

(pointing to Rebecca and Esther)

Hey! They're not engaged to anyone, either!

rebecca

(irked, to Shmuel)

Yeah, but we're younger than you!

SHMUEL

Not much... plus, after girls turn thirty, they tend to get real ugly, real fast.

rebecca and esther

(to Mom)

UH! Mom!

MOM

(yelling at Shmuel)

Your sisters are beautiful! Any boy would be lucky to have them!

SHMUEL

Well, just as long as you got warranties on those noses.

Shlomo giggles.

REBECCA AND ESTHER

(while touching their nose, to Mom)

Mom!

MOM

(to Shmuel)

Their noses aren't anybody's business! Dr. Rabinowitz did an excellent job, and nobody can tell the difference!

Shlomo enjoys the show, but Devorah doesn't.

devorah

(displeased at Shlomo)

Shlomo!

shlomo

What? It's funny.

SHLOMO

(to Rebecca and Esther)

No offense.

Rebecca and Esther throw Shlomo a dirty look.

SHLOMO

(to Shmuel)

You know what, Shmu? You should take me and Devorah to one of your shows…

SHMUEL

Oh, Shlomo, not a good-

SHLOMO

And maybe you can take us backstage, and we can shmooze a bissle with the comedians.

SHMUEL

Shlomo, I don't think you and Devorah would care for some of the-

SHLOMO

Nonsense. We saw you on the computer, and we loved it.

SHLOMO (CONT'D)

(to Devorah)

You up for a show?

DEVORAH

Yeah, for sure.

SHMUEL

(to Shlomo and Devorah)

Guys, you really don't under-

MOM

(yelling at Shmuel)

If they want to see a show, you take them to a show!

REBECCA

(to Shmuel)

Yeah, you should just be happy that someone actually wants to see you perform, "Jewmanberg"!

esther

Nice one, Rebecca!

Rebecca and Esther high-five each other.

A happy Devorah (Team Female) claps, using small and rapid motions.

Cue music and credits.

END OF SEGMENT 1

SCENE 3

INT. COMEDY ROOM

Post-show, Shmuel, David, Joe, and Stevie chat with AUDIENCE MEMBERS.

Shmuel chats with COLLEGE GIRL #1 and COLLEGE GIRL #2.

college girl #1

(to Shmuel)

Jewman - you - were like - so-good ('so-good' as one word).

SHMUEL

Oh, thanks a lot. I really appreciate it.

COLLEGE GIRL #1

Can my friend take a picture of us?

SHMUEL

Sure.

College Girl #2 sets up to take a picture with her cell phone.

Joe is in the area and sees what's going on.

College Girl #1 tries to put here arm around Shmuel, but he backs away.

SHMUEL

I'm not allowed to do that.

COLLEGE GIRL #1

Huh?

SHMUEL

Orthodox Jews generally aren't permitted to have any potentially affectionate touching with the opposite gender.

COLLEGE GIRL #1

Ohhhh... so - like - you guys - can't-

Joe pops in.

JOE

(singing)

Don't let the sun go down on me, (F)…

David and Stevie notice Joe.

SHMUEL

You've gotta be kidding me.

JOE (CONT'D)

Although I (F'n) search myself, it's always someone else I see…

JOE (CONT'D)

(while walking away)

I'd just allow a (F'n) fragment…

GIRL #1

(to Shmuel)

Are you gay?

SHMUEL

No! I'm definitely-

Joe pops back in.

JOE

(singing)

Is like the sun (F'n) goin' down on me.

SHMUEL

(yelling to everyone)

I'M NOT GAY!

Audience Members react.

SCENE 4

INT. DINNER TABLE - NIGHT

Shmuel, MOM, REBECCA and ESTHER eat.

mom

(yelling at Shmuel)

Are you gay?

SHMUEL

WHAT!

MOM

I was reading an article in the Jewish Week and I got to thinking…

SHMUEL

Oh, great. She got to think-

MOM

Well, you haven't been dating...

SHMUEL

We've discussed this, ma... I'm just focusing on-

MOM

(yelling at ceiling)

If my son is gay, feh! please just take me from this earth right now!

MOM

(to Shmuel)

You know why?

SHMUEL

(ho-hum)

Because you'll be-

MOM

Because I'll be dead. DEAD! You hear me?

SHMUEL

Ma, you have nothing to worry about. I like girls just as much as Esther does.

esther

(in protest)

Uh!

SHMUEL

(to Esther)

Oh, I see the way you look at Miley Cyrus.

MOM

(yelling at Esther)

Who is this Miley Cyrus, Esther? Tell me where she lives. I'll have her whacked in her sleep!

ESTHER

(to Mom)

Ma, she's a pop star!

MOM

And you think that makes it all right!? Feh!

Esther indicates anger at towards Shmuel.

Shmuel is proud of himself.

SCENE 5

EXT. SHMUEL'S HOUSE - TWILIGHT

Shmuel exits the house and walks towards his car.

MRS. FRIEDMAN (65 yo yenta), walking her dog, approaches from the sidewalk.

MRS. FRIEDMAN

Hello, Shmuel!

Shmuel grimaces, before turning to face Mrs. Friedman.

SHMUEL

Hello, Mrs. Friedman.

MRS. FRIEDMAN

So... when are you gettin' married already?

SHMUEL

As soon as I find someone as charming as you, Mrs. Friedman.

MRS. FRIEDMAN

(blushing, complete with hand motions)

Oh, stop! Just stop!

SHMUEL

Well, I have to catch the train, so...

MRS. FRIEDMAN

You know who might be good for you...

SHMUEL

Mrs. Friedman, I appreciate it. I really do. But I'm just not looking right now.

MRS. FRIEDMAN

You're single?

SHMUEL

Correct.

MRS. FRIEDMAN

You're 30 years old?

SHMUEL

Indeed.

MRS. FRIEDMAN

But you're not looking?

SHMUEL

Exactly.

Mrs. Friedman takes it all in.

MRS. FRIEDMAN

Are you a faygeleh?

Shmuel indicates, "oh, not this again."

SCENE 6

INT. GREEN ROOM

Shmuel enters, joining David, Joe, and Stevie.

The gang (except for Shmuel) begins to sing the hook of M.C. Hammer's, "Can't Touch This" (just notes, no words). Joe leads the choir, while the rest of them just provide the "chi chi… chi chi…"

the gang

(singing)

Dun dun na nun (chi chi) dun dun (chi chi) dun dun (chi chi).

SHMUEL

Okay, I get it.

THE GANG (CONT'd)

Dun dun na nun (chi chi) dun dun (chi chi) dun dun (chi chi).

SHMUEL

Because you can't...

THE GANG (CONT'D)

Dun dun na nun (chi chi) dun dun (chi chi) dun dun (chi chi).

SHMUEL

Touch...

THE GANG (CONT'D)

Dun dun na nun (chi chi) dun dun (chi chi) dun dun (chi chi).

SHMUEL

(motioning to his body)

This!

Everyone but Shmuel laughs.

SHMUEL

(while leaving)

I hope you all bomb tonight.

SCENE 7

INT. COMEDY ROOM

Post-show, Shmuel, David, Joe, and Stevie chat with various audience members.

SHAYNA SHAINBERG (25 yo, conservatively dressed Orthodox Jewess) approaches Shmuel.

SHAYNA

Great show.

SHMUEL

Thanks a lot! I really appreciate it.

SHAYNA

I'm Shayna, by the way. Shayna Shainberg. I'm Orthodox, just like you.

SHMUEL

Ah, hence the skirt that's cleaning our floor.

SHAYNA

Ha ha, yeah.

SHMUEL

Are you from around here?

SHAYNA

I live in Far Rockaway.

SHMUEL

Oh, what a coincidence. I'm right near you.

SHAYNA

Yeah, I kinda knew that… I also happen to be single.

SHMUEL

...

shayna

How about you?

SHMUEL

Well, technically, I guess I'm single, but I don't really date, or anything... just focusing on my career.

SHAYNA

Hey, nobody's asking you to change your Facebook status, or anything, but a couple of hours on a date wouldn't destroy your career.

SHMUEL

...

Joe, David, and Stevie, gathered together, watch the Shmuel/Shayna event unfold.

Stevie displays a bit of concern.

david

(to Joe)

Yeah, I think he's-

STEVIE

(to David and Joe)

Quiet, you two. I wanna hear this.

SHMUEL (CONT'd)

(to Shayna)

Um... I like pizza.

SHAYNA

I have good feelings toward pizza... great feelings.

SHMUEL

Okay, so, uh, maybe after tomorrow's early show, we should go get some pizza.

SHAYNA

I would love to.

SHMUEL

(giving Shayna his card)

Here's my card. You can just e-mail me the time.

SHAYNA

(rolling eyes)

E-mail? Seriously?

SHMUEL

Well, my phone number's on there, too.

SHAYNA

'Kay, I'll call you tomorrow. Bye.

SHMUEL

Bye.

Shmuel, confused as to what has just transpired, makes his way over to Joe, David, and Stevie.

DAVID

(to Shmuel)

Well?

SHMUEL

Um, she started talking about... and then... y'know... food... I think we're going out for pizza tomorrow night.

JOE

(gesturing lewdly with fist)

For a pizza pie and some-

STEVIE

(to Joe)

JOE!

scene 8

EXT. THE HUMOR HUT - DAY, NIGHT

INT. GREEN ROOM

Shmuel enters, joining David, Joe, and Stevie.

JOE

Look, it's the (M F'r) who be pimpin' ho's nationwide!

SHMUEL

Whatever. It's just pizza.

DAVID

Speaking as a bit of a ladies man myself, Mr. Jewzy, here's how I'd advise you to play it... You're going to get dressed up all nice and what not, and then you're going to pick her up-

JOE

In his (F'n) mom's car!

STEVIE

(to Joe)

Shut up, Joe!

SHMUEL

(to Stevie)

Uh, no, he's actually correct.

STEVIE

Oh.

DAVID

Make sure it's clean and what not...

SHMUEL

(as if world is ending)

Great. Now I have to go clean the car.

DAVID

And I don't know if you've planned out this part yet, but while you're at the pizza shop, you're going to have to engage is some sort of (as if speaking to a child) con-ver-sation.

Shmuel reacts in a "do I really have to" manner.

DAVID (CONT'D)

You can't just eat. And when you're with normal people, you can't talk like comics do.

SHMUEL

No urine jokes. Got it.

DAVID

Don't do any material. At all. It's a date, not an open mic.

SHMUEL

Okay. No material.

DAVID

Right. So what are you going to chat about?

SHMUEL

Um, I don't know... maybe I can just let her decide?

DAVID

Then, what happens if she brings up something like, say, why logic isn't the most important thing on Earth?

SHMUEL

(sincerely)

But it is!

DAVID

Will you be able to maintain your composure?

SHMUEL

Probably not.

DAVID

Well, sir, then you will have to initiate a topic. It's the safest bet.

SHMUEL

(to Stevie)

Hmmm, Stevie, you're a girl: what would you want to discuss on a first date?

STEVIE

(hesitant)

Um...

JOE

(to Stevie, with rhythm)

You and me, first (F'n) date, no need to discuss nothin', just a whole lot of-

DAVID

(to Shmuel)

Just talk about some Orthodox Jewish stuff and what not... like all the washing and praying... washing and praying... washing and praying...

SHMUEL

Dave...

DAVID

And when the date's over...

david (CONT'd)

(standing, gesturing lewdly with hips)

Then you take her back to mama's house!

Everyone but Shmuel laughs.

SHMUEL

Thanks, Dave. You've been a tremendous help... (sarcastically) and what not.

END OF SEGMENT 2

SCENE 9

EXT. SHMUEL'S HOUSE - NIGHT

INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

Near the stairs (right next to the living room) and dressed nicely, Shmuel puts on his coat; while Rebecca and Esther sit on couch, and mom stands.

Rebecca and Esther whistle and cat-call at Shmuel.

SHMUEL

That's not necessary.

MOM

(yelling)

Where are you going all dressed up like that? Are you going to court? Did you smash up my car again?

SHMUEL

Yeah, Ma. I'm going to court at 10 PM. The judge trying the case is Harry Stone. Let's just hope Prosecutor John Larroquette takes it easy on me.

Mom goes running off into the kitchen, as Shmuel walks down the stairs.

MOM

(waving arms)

Wait! Hold on a minute! Let me get you some kreplach to give to Mr. Larroquette!

SCENE 10

EXT. THE KOSHER PIZZA PLACE - NIGHT

INT. SHMUEL AND SHAYNA'S TABLE - NIGHT

Shmuel and Shayna, getting along famously, eat pizza (note: Shmuel always has Sicilian-style pizza).

SHAYNA

I really liked your comedy, by the way... All the weird ideas and one-liners.

SHMUEL

Thanks a lot, Shayna! I really appreciate it. Hey... want to help me try out some new material?

SHAYNA

(clapping)

Yes!

Shmuel retrieves a folded sheet of paper from his pocket.

SHMUEL

All right, here we go... I think that all jokes can basically be divided into 3 types. I call them "The 3 O's." You have "Opposite"... "Obvious"... and "Misdirection".

SHAYNA

Oh! That's awesome! I love it.

SHMUEL

See, that right there was an example of a "Misdirection" joke, itself.

Shayna giggles.

SHMUEL (CONT'D)

Except, I've heard that one before; so for me, it was an "Obvious".

SHAYNA

Ha ha ha! Oh that's perfect.

SHMUEL

Thanks! I really appreciate it.

SHAYNA

Oh, and I really liked that urine joke... The one with the "golden years."

SHMUEL

That's my favorite!

SHAYNA

The ironic thing is that I told it to my best friend, Devorah Cohen, and she laughed so hard, she actually peed a little.

SHMUEL

Wait, Devorah Cohen... engaged to Shlomo Silverstein?

SHAYNA

Yeah!

SHMUEL

Okay... our best friends are engaged to each other.

SHAYNA

Get out!

SHMUEL

They're coming to a show in a few days. You should come, too.

SHAYNA

(smiling)

I'd like that.

Shmuel smiles.

SCENE 11

INT. GREEN ROOM

Shmuel, David, Stevie, and Joe chat.

SHMUEL

(to everyone)

So, be advised for Thursday, they are very conservative, and I need you on your very best behavior. Please, no F-bombs, nothing too graphic dealing with… you-know-what… and whatever you do, please, please don't pick on them while you're on stage. Cool?

STEVIE

F'sho, man. No problem.

DAVID

You have my word.

JOE

'Ey, no (F'n) problem. It's just one (F'n) set.

SHMUEL

(leaving)

Thanks a ton, guys! I knew I could count on you.

Shmuel exits.

STEVIE

(to David and Joe)

Sooooo, healthy helping of F-bombs?

DAVID

Of course.

JOE

(F) yeah.

STEVIE

(making air quotes)

And plenty of graphically detailed "you-know-what"?

DAVID

You bet.

JOE

(F) yeah.

STEVIE

And we will harass them while we're on stage?

DAVID

Looking forward to it.

JOE

(excited)

(F) YEAH!

SCENE 12

EXT. SHMUEL'S HOUSE - TWILIGHT

Shmuel exits the house and walks toward his car.

Mrs. Friedman, walking her dog, approaches from the sidewalk.

MRS. FRIEDMAN

Hello, Shmuel!

Shmuel grimaces, before turning to face Mrs. Friedman.

SHMUEL

Hello, Mrs. Friedman.

MRS. FRIEDMAN

So, Shayna Shainberg's grandmother tells me that you're practically engaged to her granddaughter!

SHMUEL

Uh... no. We've only seen each other a couple times.

MRS. FRIEDMAN

So, what's the hold-up!? You know the routine. You acknowledge each others existence, then you speak a few sentences before she inquires in regards to your professional situation, and then if she approves...

Mrs. Friedman snaps her fingers.

MRS. FRIEDMAN

You're engaged!

SHMUEL

Maybe that's the way it was done 100 years ago in the shtetl, Mrs. Friedman.

MRS. FRIEDMAN

100 YEARS AGO?! It's how I got engaged!

SHMUEL

But you ended up getting divorced!

Mrs. Friedman backpedals facially.

SHMUEL (CONT'D)

Three times!

Mrs. Friedman does more of the facial backpedaling.

SCENE 13

EXT. THE HUMOR HUT - NIGHT

INT. GREEN ROOM

Shmuel escorts Shayna and Devorah (dressed very conservatively), as well as Shlomo (dressed in suit and black hat), into the room; thereby joining Stevie, Joe, and David.

SHMUEL

Here we are...

Everyone finds a seat.

SHMUEL

Guys, this is Shayna, Devorah, and Shlomo. And here we have David, Stevie, and-

JOE

Joe (M F'n) Pantalano. Pleasure to (F'n) meet you.

Devorah is aghast.

SHLOMO

Uhhh, nice to meet you, too, Joe. I'm Shlomo.

JOE

(to Shlomo)

Wait a (M F'n) second... You're Shlomo?

JOE (CONT'D)

(pointing to Shmuel)

I thought he's Shlomo.

SHMUEL

No, I'm Shmuel. He's Shlomo.

STEVIE

(to Shmuel)

Like that Orthodox guy at the kosher pizza shop you drag us to.

SHMUEL

No, he's Sholom.

JOE

They all sound the (F'n) same to me.

David giggles.

STEVIE

(a bit over the top, to Shlomo and Devorah)

So, you guys ready for some comedy tonight?

SHLOMO

Oh, yes. I'm a bit of a fan, actually. I was just reading this article on comedy, and it said that certain words are funnier than others. It said that words beginning in "K" are especially funny.

JOE

(angry)

Well silly (F'n) me. Here I been busting my (F'n) ass for nine (F'n) years...

Shlomo cringes.

JOE (CONT'D)

when all I had to (F'n) do was (F'n) buy me a (F'n) dictionary...

Devorah cringes and covers her mouth.

JOE (CONT'D)

And memorize the (M F'n) "K" section...

Shayna cringes.

JOE (CONT'D)

Because comedy is just that (F'n) easy!

Shlomo and Devorah react.

SHMUEL

Joe...

DAVID

(to Shlomo, Devorah and Shayna)

Don't mind him... how do you guys know each other?

SHAYNA

Actually, it's a funny story… I was dating Shmuel, and we didn't know it, but my friend Devorah is engaged to his friend Shlomo.

DAVID

Yeah, that's a very funny story.

Shayna is mildly insulted.

STEVIE

(to Shayna)

You might want to make that into a book.

Devorah comforts Shayna.

JOE

Best (F'n) seller is what you'd have right the (F) with that.

Shlomo awkwardly controls his discomfort.

SHMUEL

(to Shayna)

They're just teasing. They're all… "comedians."

SHLOMO

(to Shmuel, pointing at Stevie)

Oh, she's a comedian, too?

STEVIE

(to Shlomo)

Yeah, you're probably surprised 'cause you're wondering how I got out of the house, right?

SHLOMO

(to Stevie)

No... no, I just…

STEVIE

(to Shlomo)

Don't worry. I'm just doing this in-between pregnancies, man. See what happens when you give us the right to vote. It just never ends.

SHLOMO

I just-

STEVIE

(protesting)

DEEDS, NOT WORDS! DEEDS, NOT WORDS! DEEDS, NOT WORDS!

David laughs.

SHMUEL

(to Stevie)

Having fun, Stevie?

DAVID

(enjoying himself)

I am.

SHMUEL

(to Shlomo)

Shlomo, that's the David I've told you about a bunch of times.

SHLOMO

(to David)

Ahh, the famous, David "The Voice" Stein. So how many voices do you do?

DAVID

Buddy, if I had any more, y'think I'd be using this one?

SHMUEL

This is going about as well as expected.

DEVORAH

(to Shayna)

Oh, tell them that joke you told me... the one from that magazine. Maybe they can use it in their act.

SHAYNA

(cringing, to Devorah)

Oh, no, they can't just…

JOE

Why the (F) didn't I think of that?

Shmuel cringes.

JOE (CONT'D)

Instead of writing my own (S), I could'a just been stealing (S) from other writers for the last nine (F'n) years!

Shayna cringes.

JOE (CONT'D)

If only (F'n) "Shayna" and (F'n) "Devorah" could've come into my life sooner!

Devorah cringes and covers her mouth.

SHAYNA

(to Devorah)

They can't use other people's jokes, only jokes that they, sort of, own themselves.

DEVORAH

Ohhh… that must make it harder.

JOE

No (F'n S)! Ya (M F'n) think?!

Devorah indicates anger.

SHMUEL

(standing up and motioning for the guests to follow suit)

Okay, why don't we just let these highly professional comedians prepare for their show.

Shlomo, Devorah and Shayna rise.

SCENE 14

INT. COMEDY ROOM

Devorah, Shlomo, and Shayna sit at a table near the stage, upon which Stevie.

STEVIE

(to Shlomo's table)

So, you two are getting married and what not?

shlomo

Uh, yes… yes, we are.

STEVIE

(to Shlomo's table)

You realize that when you guys inevitably decide to call it a day, she's gonna walk away with half of your Talmud collection, right?

Shayna likes the joke, but Shlomo and Devorah don't.

Joe performs on stage.

JOE

(to Shlomo's table)

(F)! (F)! (F)! (F)! (F)! (F)! (F)!

(F)! (F)!

Devorah cringes and covers her mouth.

JOE

(to Devorah)

Whassa(F'n)matter? Am I makin' you (F'n) uncomfortable?

Shmuel cringes.

David performs on stage.

DAVID

(to Shlomo and Devorah)

So after you guys get hitched... tell me... the sheet thing?

Devorah is hand-on-mouth appalled.

Stevie performs on stage.

STEVIE

(to the same table)

So, the sheet thing...

Shlomo indicates discomfort.

Joe performs.

JOE

(to the same table)

Howzabout that (F'n) sheet thing?!

Shmuel cringes.

David performs on stage.

DAVID

(making lewd hip gesture to same table)

...take her home to mama's house.

Devorah and Shlomo feel like they need a shower.

Shayna attempts to hide her laughter.

Joe performs on stage.

JOE

(on stage, to the same table)

Okay, stop me if you heard this one before...(F)! (F)! (F)! (F)! (F)! (F)!

Everyone at the table reacts.

END OF SEGMENT 3

scENE 15

INT. COMEDY ROOM

Immediately following the show, the audience files out; each passing by Shmuel, who's near the door.

Devorah, exiting, gives Shmuel an angry look.

SHMUEL

(to Devorah)

I'm so sorry.

Shlomo, exiting, gives Shmuel an even stronger look.

SHMUEL

(to Shlomo)

I'm so, so sorry.

Shlomo has his back to Shmuel, already on the way out.

SHMUEL

(friendly, to Shlomo's back)

See you tomorrow... I hope.

SHAYNA

(exiting, tongue-in-cheek to Shmuel)

Let's do this again real soon.

Joe, David, and Stevie chuckle at Shmuel.

Shmuel throws an angry look at the gang.

FADE OUT.