NOTE: This is part of a conversation I had with a friend of mine one night in 2012. I had a major rant and I decided to save it on my computer because, when I read it after calming down, I laughed so hard. I eventually decided to share it with others. That's all of you. (It's funny because I still listen to a good amount of their/his songs and I like them)
WARNING: A lot of cursing, Adam Levine bashing, occasional racial slurs and major rage.
[9:45:42 PM] S.B: It's nothing bad?
: I wont get a virus
[9:45:47 PM] Monkey. E: I don't get it
[9:45:50 PM] S.B : Or be scared
[9:45:59 PM] Monkey.E: iIf he has no money
: Why is he at the payphone still trying to call home?
: The retard
[9:46:34 PM] S.B: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[9:46:47 PM] Monkey.E: AND WHERE THE HELL IS HIS FREAKING CELLPHONE?!
: You're rich
: It's 2012
: The 21st century
: Cellular phone
: *No money
: No cellular phone
[9:48:02 PM] S.B: Sigh
[9:48:05 PM] Monkey.E: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
[9:48:12 PM] S.B: Idiots everywhere
[9:48:34 PM] Monkey.E: QUEEN ELIZABETH'S FAVORITE PORNO!?
: GET A CELLULAR PHONE
: SOME MONEY
: AND THEN
: MAYBE ACTUALLY THINK!
: GOD DAMN RICH WHITE MAN BE TRIPPING ON HIS OWN CUSTOM MADE IT LAIN SILK ASS SUIT!
[9:50:15 PM] S.B: O_O
[9:50:21 PM] Monkey.E: GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
: I now feel for hatta ranting...
: Anyone else?
[9:50:52 PM] S.B: Rant my friend
[9:50:53 PM] Monkey.E: Just me?
[9:50:57 PM] S.B: I wont judge you
[9:51:00 PM] Monkey.E: Oh well...
: MOTHER FUCKER!
: CAN'T EVEN MAKE SOME GOOD MUSIC EITHER!
: Moves Like Jagger!
: MY ASS!
: MAYDAY PARADE!
: RISE AGAINST!
: NOT SOME CRAPPY RICH WHITE MAN WHO DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A GOD DAMN PHONE!
: I MEAN
: JESUS CHRIST MAN!
: WHAT THE HELL!
: CAN'T EVEN GET SOME MONEY TO CARRY AROUND TO USE THE GOD DAMN PAYPHONE !
: I MEAN
: GOD FORBID HE HAVE TO CARRY MONEY TO USE ONE!
: IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S DOESN'T HAVE A MOTHER FUCKING PHONE TO FUCKING USE!
: OH WAIT!
: HE DOESN'T!
: I MEAN
: WHAT THE ACTUAL AND LITERAL FUCK MAN!
: HOW DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER AND KEEP TRACK OF YOUR SHIT HUH!?
: A PDA?
: STICKY NOTES?
: OR MAYBE YOUR FUCKING AGENT AND PERSONAL ASSISTANT KEEP TRACK OF IT FOR YOU!
: WITH THE HELP OF THEIR MOTHER FUCKING
: GOD DAMN
:JESUS CHRIST TOUCHED
: PPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN NNNEEEEE!
: GOD DAMNIT!
: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
: I think i'm good now
: I think i'll continue this when we're face to face
: Ya know
: Spare my fingers some work
[9:59:30 PM] S.B: lol
: You do that
[9:59:33 PM] Monkey.E: Yup
Please feel free to come at me with whatever insults and harsh comments you may have about this. Please understand that I just got angry for no reason and, yes, I still had no reason to say/type all that but, hey, I got pet peeves man. I said what I felt and now you can too.