NOTE: This is part of a conversation I had with a friend of mine one night in 2012. I had a major rant and I decided to save it on my computer because, when I read it after calming down, I laughed so hard. I eventually decided to share it with others. That's all of you. (It's funny because I still listen to a good amount of their/his songs and I like them)

WARNING: A lot of cursing, Adam Levine bashing, occasional racial slurs and major rage.


[9:45:42 PM] S.B: It's nothing bad?

: I wont get a virus

[9:45:47 PM] Monkey. E: I don't get it

[9:45:50 PM] S.B : Or be scared

[9:45:59 PM] Monkey.E: iIf he has no money

: Why is he at the payphone still trying to call home?

: The retard

[9:46:34 PM] S.B: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[9:46:47 PM] Monkey.E: AND WHERE THE HELL IS HIS FREAKING CELLPHONE?!

: Dude

: You're rich

: It's 2012

: The 21st century

: Cellular phone

: nomoney

: *No money

: Payphone

: No cellular phone

: ?

[9:48:02 PM] S.B: Sigh

: Idiots

[9:48:05 PM] Monkey.E: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

[9:48:12 PM] S.B: Idiots everywhere

[9:48:34 PM] Monkey.E: QUEEN ELIZABETH'S FAVORITE PORNO!?

: NO

: GET A CELLULAR PHONE

: SOME MONEY

: AND THEN

: MAYBE ACTUALLY THINK!

: GOD DAMN RICH WHITE MAN BE TRIPPING ON HIS OWN CUSTOM MADE IT LAIN SILK ASS SUIT!

[9:50:15 PM] S.B: O_O

[9:50:21 PM] Monkey.E: GO FUCK YOURSELVES!

: ...

: I now feel for hatta ranting...

: ...

: Anyone else?

: No?

[9:50:52 PM] S.B: Rant my friend

[9:50:53 PM] Monkey.E: Just me?

[9:50:57 PM] S.B: I wont judge you

[9:51:00 PM] Monkey.E: Oh well...

: MOTHER FUCKER!

: CAN'T EVEN MAKE SOME GOOD MUSIC EITHER!

: OMYGOSH!

: Moves Like Jagger!

: MY ASS!

: MAYDAY PARADE!

: RISE AGAINST!

: NOT SOME CRAPPY RICH WHITE MAN WHO DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A GOD DAMN PHONE!

: I MEAN

: JESUS CHRIST MAN!

: WHAT THE HELL!

: CAN'T EVEN GET SOME MONEY TO CARRY AROUND TO USE THE GOD DAMN PAYPHONE !

: I MEAN

: GOD FORBID HE HAVE TO CARRY MONEY TO USE ONE!

: IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S DOESN'T HAVE A MOTHER FUCKING PHONE TO FUCKING USE!

: OH WAIT!

: HE DOESN'T!

: I MEAN

: WHAT THE ACTUAL AND LITERAL FUCK MAN!

: HOW DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER AND KEEP TRACK OF YOUR SHIT HUH!?

: A PDA?

: STICKY NOTES?

: OR MAYBE YOUR FUCKING AGENT AND PERSONAL ASSISTANT KEEP TRACK OF IT FOR YOU!

: WITH THE HELP OF THEIR MOTHER FUCKING

: GOD DAMN

:JESUS CHRIST TOUCHED

: NOW-A-DAYS-SINCE-WE'RE-IN-THE-FUCKING-21ST-CENTURY

: PPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN NNNEEEEE!

: GOD DAMNIT!

: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

: Pant

: Pant

: Pant

: ...

: Okay

: I think i'm good now

: I think i'll continue this when we're face to face

: Ya know

: Spare my fingers some work

[9:59:30 PM] S.B: lol

: You do that

[9:59:33 PM] Monkey.E: Yup


Please feel free to come at me with whatever insults and harsh comments you may have about this. Please understand that I just got angry for no reason and, yes, I still had no reason to say/type all that but, hey, I got pet peeves man. I said what I felt and now you can too.