The Skittles Butler is amazing like a god damn zombie unicorn ninja.

He's cheap and there is only one in this world.

So that means...

He's my Skittles Butler so FUCK OFF.

He's mean and evil.

OK so that's a lie.

Skittles vodka.

Skittles Cake.

Skittles pie.

He will serve anything skittles.

Sometimes I wonder if he is made of skittles as well.

If he is I will eat him.

Oh OK.

Maybe I won't.

Epic lie.

I so would!

I'll just bite him later and see.

Skittles are awesome.

So tastes the mother fucking rainbow!