Chorus

I know it will sound strange

When I say that the best revenge

Is letting her keep him.

But when her curves begin to dim,

How long will it be till he's stolen again?

That little minx will get back all this pain.

You'll get to sit and watch.

You can even take it up a notch.

Verse 1

By getting over your stupid heart break.

Then getting a good lesson in being fake.

Start to pretend

Like you're her true friend,

And secretly plant insecurity in her heart.

Sit back and watch as it tears them apart.

Chorus

I know it will sound strange

When I say that the best revenge

Is letting her keep him.

But when her curves begin to dim,

How long will it be till he's stolen again?

That little minx will get back all this pain.

You'll get to sit and watch.

You can even take it up a notch.

Verse 2

Sprinkle salt on her wounds instead of ice.

You can kill her with guilt just by being nice,

And being there.

Show her how much you care.

And she'll think she's stupid, which she is.

She can give her sweet sanity a goodbye kiss.

Bridge

But what if they don't break up, you ask?

Well, you know who he is behind that mask.

He made you miserable, that's all she'll ever be,

Yeah, you'll see.

This train she's riding on is five feet five inches of misery,

So don't you worry.

Chorus

I know it will sound strange

When I say that the best revenge

Is letting her keep him.

But when her curves begin to dim,

How long will it be till he's stolen again?

That little minx will get back all this pain.

You'll get to sit and watch.

So turn your anger down a notch.