There was a new girl at Washington Valley Middle School. Her name was Kueyla Jacques. The seventh grader had adjusted to the school for some time now. The other people were Mirthania, Isis, Hope, and Alexis. The guys at the lunch table were AJ, Oswald, Tony, and Eric. Kueyla used to like Oswald, but he was revealed as a son of a dog and a camel that grew up to be a blackmailing retarded blockhead! Eric asked Oswald who hated based on percentages. Vanellope was 117%, Hope was 100%, Alexis was 99.2%, Isis was 99%, Mirthania was 98%, and Kueyla was 10%. That meant Oswald liked her the most! For crying out loud, Kueyla felt uneasy. Was she the Estella and he was the Pip from Great Expectations by Charles Dickens? Oh gosh no!

Did Oswald grow affections for Kueyla? It was quite funny that he disliked Alexis with an extra .2% more than Isis. How do you dislike someone .2%? And how do you dislike someone 117%? Where did that 17 come from? Kueyla's mind was swimming with questions. where was an obvious shadow parting between them in her opinion. Or is there? Her heart will go on in a different direction...

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