Perfectly Normal
By Mario Monte

Buying 16 apples and eating 12 isn't normal, but in math it is.

Ever wanted to read something that's like flipping through the channels? You've come top the right place, because there is no sense in the layout of this book. OCD people will run in terror from this book if they venture too far into this book, I've seen it happen. Tis' a shame, they could have simply avoided my work of literature. Anyway, compilations are fun, sorta like the mix tapes of the 90's. This book is a mixture of fictional stories and non-fiction stories but I won't tell you which is which, I'll let you try to figure it out.