An Ode to the Technological Caveman

If there's anything to give me an aneurysm

It's the Neanderthal and his mannerisms.

As brusque and clumsy as he can be

Especially concerning technology.

The caveman grunts, the caveman tries,

But it's wasted effort to my eyes.

I try to teach him what is right,

But I usually give up with the coming of night.

This misuse of my laptop makes me sad.

So I take it and say: "Let me do it, Dad."