Sent From My Windows Phone

Monday, 9 September, 2013. 11:18 PM.

Holy cheezits, has it been long! I honestly have no excuse for the long silence and I'm genuinely sorry if anyone missed me. But I'm back now. I'm at least 70% back. You know, 'cause school began soon after my last update and mid-terms are right around the corner. But I can now update from my phone. It's an incredibly tedious task but I'll try my best to update on a regular basis from now on. Why is the red line coming under September? I think I spelled it correct.

Anyway, getting on with me- I GOT A WINDOWS PHONE! WEEEEEEE~ xD Ah. I swear it was love at first megabyte. I'm never going back to Android. I'm seriously in love with my new phone. Someone mentions it and I'm all "My Nokia Lumia 520..." just like in the ads.

Moving on, this really funny thing happened yesterday. So my friend Jamie and I were hanging out together and she was like "aww... Fragment, I love you.". So, I asked, "Does that make you my girlfriend?"

She shrugged, "I guess."

"Aww... I love you too." I gave her a peck on the cheek. "Wait. What would Ray say when he finds out you're cheating on him with me?"

She thought about it for a minute. "He'd say... 'Lesbian action! Lesbian action!'"

"Really?" I laughed. Then I made a playful expression. "Well, you should've told me you wanted lesbian action. Come here." I mockingly leaned in to kiss her. She laughed and pushed me back.

When she started to leave, I shouted "Lover don't leave me! I'm way better than that Rene of yours."

"Ray!"

"I really don't care."


A/N: That last comment reminds me. I've seen many people say "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less". I just want to say that they say it wrong. "I could care less" means that they are caring enough while in reality they mean to say the opposite. I just wanted people to correct this. Because when I read someone write it wrong, I just want to grab the author by the back of their neck and slam their head into a wall.

BTW- I just saw the Amazing Spiderman. Ahh, Andrew Garfield *drool*. LOL. The ending was really good. But it was really sad when The Captain died and Peter had to tell Gwen that he couldn't see her anymore. But then in the end when the teacher said "Don't make promises you can't keep, Mr. Parker." and Peter says "Yeah, but they're the best kind." and Gwen smiles. That was really cool. xD