Forever alone, in the best way

I haven't been outside in days

You wouldn't believe the things I've seen

Sitting in front of my computer screen

I don't want a family, I don't want friends

Just to ship and write fanfic 'til the world ends

And as long as you're here, I'd like you to know

That I'm fine with living all on my own

'Cause nothing makes me happier than writing a song

Or sitting and reading Homestuck all day long

In summer you will find me watching my movie again

Or mulling over all the different kinds of fans that I have been

And I'll figure out a way to work from home

Oh, forever alone

Please try to ignore my fangirl shrieks

I haven't been outside in weeks

It's not a problem, I'm just fine

It's better than standing to wait in line

At least I'm not the only one

The only point in living is to have fun

This show is as addictive as crack pairings

The best imagination is the kind for sharing

'Cause nothing makes me happier than writing a song

Or sitting and reading Homestuck all day long

In summer you will find me watching my movie again

Or mulling over all the different kinds of fans that I have been

And I'll never, ever, ever have to pick up the phone

Oh, forever alone

Your life can never be a bore

When all you do is read through tons of shipping wars

And as my review count rises to the top

I'll keep on watching YouTube and never ever stop

And as long as you don't badmouth my OTP

I won't badmouth yours, 'cause it's fine by me

Writer's block is my worst enemy

I ship it whether they're best friends or enemies

Nothing makes me happier than writing a song

Or sitting and reading Homestuck all day long

In summer you will find me watching my movie again

Or mulling over all the different kinds of fans that I have been

Cast light on corners of the Internet where the sun never shone

Normal people make me groan

Oh, forever alone

I'll close my eyes and count to 10

I'll never go outside again