This is an essay series about all the things my friends and classmates don't know about me. Or, more specifically, they don't know how I feel about THEM. You see, most people don't know me as well as they think they do. They think I'm simpler than I actually am, dumber than I really am. They don't truly comprehend the skill in maintaining, the complexity, or the brilliance of my faรงade. They never will, but know you, my dear readers, will.