Have you ever hated someone so bad
That the very sight of them made you mad
Have you ever wanted to stab anyone in the back
When their presence made your world go black
Math makes me feel just like this
It's worse than a dementor's kiss
Why the hell do I need to study
Algebra, trigo and geometry?
I can add two and two, ain't that enough?
I'm sorry, this stuff is really tough
What happened to the good old fractions
Gone are the days of additions and subtractions
Replaced by this, ugh, the very thought
It's like absolute shit, crap and rot
Multiplication, multiplication, where art thou?
Why hast thee left me pi and tau?
What is the use of these things we learn?
Aaah, they're giving me a massive brain burn!
Who cares if the answer is 5x or 7y?
And gah! similarity makes me cry
This math-graine has no cure…
It's a conspiracy against students, for sure!