Chorus

Sometimes all a girl's gotta do to feel better

Is make up stupid insults she'll laugh at later.

Just let it flow.

So here we go.

Verse 1

You're

A stupid little arthropod,

Old, rotten, smelly, fishing rod.

Useless junk, little piece of rock,

Ugly doll in an ugly frock.

Broken door in a broken hut,

Little dwarf with an itchy butt.

Fungus growing on some toe nail,

Annoying endless spam, chain mail.

Pre chorus

You gave me a heart ache with which I have to live.

That's why I'm about to get very creative.

Chorus

Sometimes all a girl's gotta do to feel better

Is make up stupid insults she'll laugh at later.

Just let it flow.

So here we go.

Verse 2

You're

Thumbs down drawn on a wedding cake,

Blonde wig that looks like it's half baked.

Chalk that makes a harsh squeaking sound,

Piece of shit weighing hundred pound.

Dirty mud splash on brand new dress,

A surgically destroyed face.

Slime dripping slow from the ceiling,

Can you guess how I've been feeling?

Pre chorus

You gave me a heart ache with which I have to live.

That's why I'm about to get very creative.

Chorus

Sometimes all a girl's gotta do to feel better

Is make up stupid insults she'll laugh at later.

Just let it flow.

So here we go.

Bridge

So what if I sound like a five year old?

Not every song needs to be a story being told.

When it comes to getting anger out

Gibberish is pretty effective.

That's why I'm about to get very creative.

Chorus

Sometimes all a girl's gotta do to feel better

Is make up stupid insults she'll laugh at later.

Just let it flow.

So here we go.