Kingston College

Take a walk through Kingston College.
The walls are caked with dust.
Chat with dustier professors,
whose joints are plagued by rust.

Take a class on economics,
or perhaps study French.
Attend a course on chemistry.
Learn how to use a wrench.

If you graduate with honors,
you'll hear our special guest.
His speech isn't compelling,
but he did his very best.

Life goes on after you leave us.
Take your degree and soar
away from Kingston College.
Return to us no more.

Go on to be successful.
Become a millionaire.
After you age and leave this world.
Please list us as your heir.