Verse 1

I see you standing there with that girl,

Your arm wrapped around her waist.

My broken heart's still spilled on the floor,

So what's that load on my chest?

Verse 2

You see me standing there with that guy,

His words make me laugh out loud.

You clench your fist, make a face, as if

You can date, I'm not allowed.

Chorus

And I can see

How you're dying to know who's that guy with me.

I can't believe

I'm living the perfect revenge fantasy.

Verse 3

You run a hand through her hair, kiss her.

I grin, you're in for a shock.

I tell him, "Baby, let's take a walk".

It'll hit you like a rock.

Chorus

And I can see

How you're dying to know who's that guy with me.

I can't believe

I'm living the perfect revenge fantasy.

Bridge

Two minutes and then he sees you,

"What up, homie?" he yells.

The look on your face is so priceless.

I wanna take a picture on my cell.

Yes, your best friend is now dating me.

(I'll leave the rest to your sweet imagination.)

Like I said, I'm living the perfect revenge fantasy.

Chorus

And I can see

How you're dying from knowing who's that guy with me.

I can't believe

I'm living the perfect revenge fantasy.

I'm living the perfect revenge fantasy.

I'm living the perfect revenge fantasy.