Verse 1

Every time you open your big mouth,

All that comes out is another lie.

Can't believe I ever liked you dude!

What exactly was wrong with my eye?

Pre-chorus

And I could call you a tool,

But those are at least useful.

You only serve as an inspiration for my angry songs.

Oh, but darling, not for long.

Chorus

How about you take all your filthy lies,

And turn it into a book? A franchise?

I'm sure you'll find people to buy that shit.

But I sure as hell am not buying it!

I'm not buying your book of lies,

I'm never buying your book of lies,

Oh, but you'll have to pay for my goodbyes.

Verse 2

How do you come up with excuses?

Can we exchange brains, please? Oh, wait, no!

Don't want any part of you in me. (Ew)

I'll kill the memories, let you go.

Pre-chorus

And I could call you a tool,

But those are at least useful.

You only serve as an inspiration for my angry songs.

Oh, but darling, not for long.

Chorus

How about you take all your filthy lies,

And turn it into a book? A franchise?

I'm sure you'll find people to buy that shit.

But I sure as hell am not buying it!

I'm not buying your book of lies,

I'm never buying your book of lies,

Oh, but you'll have to pay for my goodbyes.

Pre-chorus

And I could call you a tool,

But I should call you a fool,

Chasing what we all know you'll never get,

And slapping the girl who loves you with a last date.

Well, too bad, she's writing you angry songs.

Oh, but darling, not for long.

Chorus

How about you take all your filthy lies,

And turn it into a book? A franchise?

I'm sure you'll find people to buy that shit.

But I sure as hell am not buying it!

I'm not buying your book of lies,

I'm never buying your book of lies,

Oh, but you'll have to pay for my goodbyes.