Once upon a time, there was a princess, a prince, a dragon, and an old woman.

The Kings and Queens of 2 kingdoms wanted to unite, so they set their off-springs to marry each other. The morning before the blind wedding, the prince fell in love with an old woman begging on the streets. His heart throbbed painfully at the sight of her beautiful, but hideous face.

He gasped, "Oh, this is a miracle! I've never seen such a mesmerizing spirit in ragged clothes! Her hair is snow-white like pearls among the night sky; her front teeth stuck out like a rabbit's, but it's drenched in the colour of warm coffee at Tim Hortons; her eyes...her eyes twitches like fireworks over calm waters."

Meanwhile, the princess was walking to the prince's castle, completely ignoring the fact that brides shouldn't see the groom before the wedding. Anyways, she was quickly approaching the gates when she saw...an old woman. The princess grabbed the old woman's hand roughly, "My Prince~ is that you? You are more appealing in person than I thought!" she sighed deeply and affectionately.

The Prince noticed the sight from his window, "YOU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? SHE'S MINE!"

The old woman quickly ran away, frightened by the fact that she was touching the prince's bride-to-be.

The Prince continued, "YOU! YOU SCARED THAT KIND SPIRIT AWAY!"

The princess replied in alarm, "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU SCARED MY PRINCE AWAY!"

The old woman came back, because she forgot her empty but useful bag.

The King and Queen of the castle rushed out. The King interrupted the argument, "WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS? ARGUING ON YOUR WEDDING DAY? HAVE YOU BOTH LOST YOUR MIND?" he paused for a moment and saw the old woman, "YOU WITCH! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? DID YOU CURSE THEM TO ARGUE?"

The old woman whimpered.

"BURN THE WITCH NOW!" and with that, the old woman was cremated alive.

The End.

Oh, the dragon? pfffft. Dragons don't exist.