Verse 1

I wore my love for you like a golden worn out crown.

And just like autumn leaves that slowly fall to the ground,

You stripped me of my confidence in my capabilities.

But now I'm back and you're merging with the bunch of manatees.

Chorus

You're the palest picture in my great wall of shame,

In my list of mistakes, you're the very first name.

You think you're a superstar, a genius, a gem.

I'm gonna borrow my friend's words and call you, "lame".

Verse 2

Don't know what I ever saw in you, you're a douche bag.

What a shame, how I was blinded, when you're such a drag.

You walk around with that annoying smirk like you own the place.

Your words are carefully designed to kill the smile on my face.

Chorus

You're the palest picture in my great wall of shame,

In my list of mistakes, you're the very first name.

You think you're a superstar, a genius, a gem.

I'm gonna borrow my friend's words and call you, "lame".

Bridge

Our, air quotes, "love story" is lame.

Your, air quotes, "I'm sorry" is lame.

You've kept me up for nights, crying.

But now I'm falling back into REM.

Chorus

You're the palest picture in my great wall of shame,

In my list of mistakes, you're the very first name.

You think you're a superstar, a genius, a gem.

I'm gonna borrow my friend's words and call you, "lame".