(A\N I honestly have no clue, m'kay? P.S. I'd just like to post a quick disclaim: Disclaim.)


Ted sat in the uncomfortable leather chair during a very uncomfortable meeting. "Blah. Blah. Blah blah sexy gangnam style blah. Bibbidy blah blah." That's all he heard throughout the meeting, until, "Why'd you do it, Ted?" Bob McViagra asked.
"I beg your pardon?" Ted asked.
"You heard me, why'd you post images of your Hawaii trip, Ted?" Ted thought about this.
"Uh, because I wanted to rub it in the other Facebook-ers faces." Bob McViagra pointed at Ted. He looked slightly smug. "Exactly!" Bob cried. "What were you doing on some brainwashing website?!" Says Mr. McViagra (-_-')
Ted thought this was a prank. He had experienced plenty of 'em. "Uh, because it's Facebook." Ted replied. Bob and the other Office people shook their heads.
"Why'd you go and do it, Ted?" Mrs. Whiskers asked. "You're so much better than that, Ted."
Ted just facepalmed. "And-"
Mrs. Whiskers cut in. "And we're voting you off the island."... Poor, Ted.